{"id":3,"date":"2023-11-30T21:57:00","date_gmt":"2023-11-30T21:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jupitertower.skyviewtraining.com\/blog\/?p=3"},"modified":"2023-11-30T22:06:49","modified_gmt":"2023-11-30T22:06:49","slug":"we39re-gonna-have-the-haphaphappiest-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jupitertower.skyviewtraining.com\/blog\/2023\/11\/30\/we39re-gonna-have-the-haphaphappiest-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"

We're kicking off our fun, old-fashioned family Christmas by heading into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select the most important of Christmas symbols. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas.<\/p>\n

This tree isn't going in the yard, Russ. It's going in the living room!<\/p>\n

Don't forget your hat and gloves when shopping for your family Christmas tree! Most importantly, remember to bring a saw. Always practice power tool safety when cutting down a fresh Christmas tree<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We're kicking off our fun, old-fashioned family Christmas by heading into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select the most important of Christmas symbols. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. This tree isn't going in the yard, Russ. It's going […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25127,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6,3,4,5,8,7],"class_list":["post-3","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-aunt-bethany","tag-christmas-2","tag-christmas-tree","tag-christmas-vacation","tag-i-dont-know-margot","tag-why-is-the-carpet-all-wet-todd"],"metadata":{"_pingme":["1"],"_encloseme":["1"]},"yoast_head":"\n